People have the most active imaginations—they've even stopped calling things by their actual names. While we aren't sure why people started doing this, sometimes, we actually prefer their creative descriptions.\nFrom referring to books as slices of a tree to calling guinea pigs two-pound meat potatoes, these people posted things that no one has ever said or even thought of before. These weird phrases will have you questioning everything."],"image":{"name":"aeragiqmlmdvc6iz.jpg","credit":"Images via Imgur","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":410},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":227}}}},{"text":["

In this world, there are dog people and cat people. Many folks live their lives thinking they prefer one animal over the other, but we're more capable of change than we think. \nBefore, this guy might’ve scoffed at the idea of living with cats. These days, he lives his life waiting at the beck and call of “the boys” while his girlfriend is just doing her best to deal with the mini panthers yelling at her. "],"title":"Cat or Dog Person","image":{"name":"s3r7eo3obs1ed8wt.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":648},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":360}}}},{"text":["

Whoever started the marketing for deodorant really wanted to encourage men and women to maintain a certain attitude. \nWomen should smell like soft scents, like flowers or sweets, while men must smell like the exact moment a racket whips the air or the moment a car tire squeals on the asphalt. Sorry, but our brains can't get behind these concepts."],"title":"What a Concept","image":{"name":"zmttypnd3a81xuxw.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":466},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":259}}}},{"text":["

The great wide world must seem incredibly confusing to a dog. They get to know the inside of the house they live in and the yard they play in, but when it comes to machines, we can’t begin to imagine what dogs think is happening.\nAfter all, the concept of an elevator is pretty insane already. Enter through some doors, go for a short ride, and then enter into a completely different room when the doors re-open. We agree—“world changers” are a much better way to describe elevators. "],"title":"The Push of a Button","image":{"name":"tdr5fpfh7fkv00ec.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":284},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":158}}}},{"text":["

There are some pranks that are simply hilarious, or childish. But this is one prank that’s both harmless and psychologically tormenting.\nWe can’t say we’ve ever thought about this idea before, but now that this guy has enlightened us, we’re astonished by the genius of it. They’ll forever wonder who left that watermelon on their porch that night, and what on earth was it for. How clever. "],"title":"On the Doorstep","image":{"name":"d9c5uwl36nj9ea0c.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":579},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":322}}}},{"text":["

When people think of courage and strength, they often think of the lion, the king of the jungle. But this person is here to tell you that the guinea pig is often overlooked as an animal that shows no fear. \nA \"two pound meat potato\" creates quite an interesting visual, especially when that meat potato’s form of courage is sticking up for its specific dietary preferences. We can’t get over the hilarious description of this pet. "],"title":"Most Courageous of Pets","image":{"name":"abgukmxpdfbuecl1.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":626},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":348}}}},{"text":["

College is the perfect time to discover yourself and meet people from all over the place. This is the time when different types of traditions, religions, languages, and more come together in the same place. \nFor this girl, going to college meant challenging everything she knew—even the fact that at her school, deer season was recognized throughout the community, whereas everywhere else had no idea about this yeehaw holiday. "],"title":"Holiday Season","image":{"name":"s1o037bs5ud7xv41.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":590},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":328}}}},{"text":["

We all have preferences for how we eat our food. Some people take a bite of everything at the same time, to experience the flavors all together, while others eat each ingredient one by one. \nRegardless, no one wants to leave the vegetables for the last bite. Carefully curating the perfect bite is the best way to make sure that meal goes down in your memory the way it deserves. "],"title":"Choosing Carefully","image":{"name":"aqhysc0uncwswj65.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":515},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":286}}}},{"text":["

The gendering of beauty and hygienic products has always been a mystery to us. Why do deodorant brands have to make their scents so different for men and women?\nNo one wins in the world of deodorant—girls get to smell pretty like lavender or coconut, but have to constantly reapply due to the much weaker products, while men have to choose between “gold confidence” and “victory”. What on earth do those even smell like?"],"title":"Doesn’t Make Scents","image":{"name":"p8ahjcr1dosnk4lc.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":490},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":272}}}},{"text":["

There’s a reason certain letters are worth a lot more points than others when you're playing Scrabble. With so few words using these letters, they’ve become special and unusual. \nThe letter Q is definitely one of these so-called avant-garde consonants, and yet, it’s thrown in the middle of the very useful and very popular letters, P and R. We should really consider throwing it to the back of the alphabet to join the rest of its abstract friends. ",""],"title":"Too Avant-Garde","image":{"name":"ncdeu32bt7dek0t5.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":566},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":314}}}},{"text":["

We’ve all heard the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure.” With so many dispensers to choose from, we thought we could all agree that Pez goes in the treasure category. \nWe’re not sure how much the dispensers are going for these days, but after this, we’d never offer such a low price, just in case we insult the folks of the Pez community. "],"title":"Got Him Pezzed","image":{"name":"znd2d32mdxxws93p.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":658,"height":514},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":312}}}},{"text":["

We never thought texting would be such a source of anxiety, but here we are, weeks later and we still haven’t responded to your text. Somehow, we can’t decide if the shame of never responding at all outweighs the shame of sending an embarrassing text in the first place. \nIt makes us feel way better that we’re not the only ones stuck in the endless spiral of navigating the texting world or looking with guilt at the elephant graveyard of our phones. We’re all in this together. "],"title":"Endless Spiral","image":{"name":"87shp09hma4zm6b6.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":358},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":199}}}},{"text":["

Nature is amazing. While some flowers poke up out of cracks or show up all over bushes, sunflowers can grow straight up, easily surpassing the height of any human being. Their beautiful, bright, yellow petals shine in the sunlight—which this person can’t help but take as a threat. \nWe wonder how they’ll react when they realize just how tall some trees can grow. This poor person is about to find out that nature always wins. "],"title":"Flower Power","image":{"name":"rq75x0pre3z5d06m.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":545},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":303}}}},{"text":["

While dogs tend to be sweet and loyal for their entire lives, cats and their owners go through many phases of coexistence. For a while, a cat’s grace and beauty keep their owners preoccupied from all of the nonsense they get into. \nHowever, after a while, that wears off and all that’s left is an owner who is past their limit of kitty shenanigans and a cat who simply doesn’t care. "],"title":"Just a Phase","image":{"name":"fd34lutua6wy142o.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":889},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":494}}}},{"text":["

Though we often treat our pets as our children, there are certain questions that just don’t mean the same thing when it comes to our furry friends. We’re not sure biological means the same thing in this context as it would with a child. \nThis person didn’t just adopt their dog, they made them a part of the family. Don't ever insult this person or their dog/son again. "],"title":"My Biological Son","image":{"name":"emnxklp6lomnxhrc.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":429},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":238}}}},{"text":["

We often wonder about how some people made the discoveries that led us to where we are today. For example, who discovered that by adding a certain amount of heat to corn, it would explode into a crunchy snack, perfect for movie-watching?\nTo that genius, we must thank them for their contribution to society. However, it begs the question—just what else might improve with a small explosion?"],"title":"Pop Off","image":{"name":"j4qj3uyi90zlb3pf.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":427},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":237}}}},{"text":["

It’s not uncommon for us to wander into a room and then forget why we were going there in the first place. Sometimes, we wonder if there was just a glitch in the system that is our universe.\nIt seemed too much of a coincidence that this person knew exactly what this other guy did the day before, especially when their schedule was so specific. If you thought Sims was just a game, this guy seems to have brought it to life in a really creepy way. "],"title":"One of My Sims","image":{"name":"5u96zal6m0491rrm.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":726},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":403}}}},{"text":["

This family never understood their grandma’s nonsense that often left her mouth when she got angry. It was a common occurrence, but when she died, they realized there was more to those utteringsthan they had expected. \nWhen the lawyer brought them the will to read, they found out that those words they often tuned out was actually Russian phrases that had been lost in translation, and she never forgave them for not saving her from the madness in her mind she had gotten through living during the Soviet era. "],"title":"Will it Away","image":{"name":"biid0fglhpdj0efn.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":677},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":376}}}},{"text":["

This vet was used to hearing pet owners talk about their pets as more than just animals, but he wasn’t prepared for this lady that walked in. When she started calling her dog her “biological dog,” the vet became incredibly confused. \nIt turns out this lady had taken a powerful substance on a camping trip one time, fallen asleep and when she woke up, the puppy had appeared next to her. Before the substance had worn off, this lady believed she had given birth to it, since it appeared out of nowhere, and continued telling that story even years later. "],"title":"Biological Connection","image":{"name":"svx5wafgy1dct6q1.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":719},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":400}}}},{"text":["

When you meet a new gym instructor, it's always important to let them know about your body's quirks and anomalies so they can tailor your training accordingly.\nWhen this girl informed her new instructor about her spinal rods, we're sure she wasn't expecting to be compared to grilled meat on a skewer. We can't get the image of a kebab on a treadmill out of our heads."],"title":"Nice to Meat You","image":{"name":"eloedy7scrtnibs0.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":515,"height":493},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":383}}}},{"text":["

Some folks are blessed when it comes to their physical appearance. But since people are often immediately kinder to people they find beautiful, they’re not always required to have much of a personality. \nThat’s where the \"medium ugly\" people come in. With a personality to keep people interested and a face that at least some people like, these people make the world go round."],"title":"The Perfect Balance","image":{"name":"mu8yx0g2cde9fh5o.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":452},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":251}}}},{"text":["

Steve Irwin was the definition of chaotic good. He loved any and all animals with his entire soul, and you could hear the awe in his voice anytime he came across an animal, no matter how big or small, how calm or dangerous. \nNext time you’re feeling down, just picture yourself as one of those creatures in the great outback of Australia and know that Steve Irwin would be inspired and impressed by you—even at your lowest. "],"title":"Crocodile Hunter","image":{"name":"od0041fazsss5kc3.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":258},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":143}}}},{"text":["

We love ordering food to our homes, but that pesky delivery fee can really rack up the price the more you order. But this person seems to have it down to a science. \nWe would be concerned about this person’s diet. We really believe that no matter how many burgers they’re eating or how many days it's been since they ordered them, they’ll be able to beat any food poisoning that tries to come their way. "],"title":"Money Moves","image":{"name":"kapkmoz680pvmpyx.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":640,"height":1113},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":696}}}},{"text":["

If you’ve ever tried to grow plants in your house or your yard, you know how difficult plants can be to keep healthy. No matter how hard we try, we can never seem to get that perfect balance of sunlight, water, soil, and placement just right. \nSo how on earth do weeds survive in the worst of circumstances? They don’t even have to vibe with soil—they just grow perfectly in that crack in the sidewalk, taunting us while our house plants die. "],"title":"Pick-Me Plants","image":{"name":"z5hhchlyvc0zh5ak.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":666,"height":599},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":360}}}},{"text":["

When people started to get creative with the things they were smoking, we had some very mixed emotions. On one hand, now the air isn’t full of that toxic, tar-smelling smoke that used to clog the airways.\nBut now, we’re stuck having to deal with the disappointment of delicious smells that aren’t actually coming out of a bakery or candy shop. Instead, they're coming out of those little canisters all the frat bros are using. Thanks a lot, Brad. Now we’re hungry. "],"title":"Can’t Trust Brad","image":{"name":"o085k5p1uaaovqon.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":581},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":323}}}},{"text":["

There’s something so reliable and trustworthy about an apple. With a quick rinse, they’re ready to eat, peel and all. The same cannot be said about a pomegranate. \nThough their seeds are delicious, and their juice is sweet and tart, getting to the actual fruit is almost not worth the struggle. Who would’ve thought a fruit could be such a harsh judge?"],"title":"Trials and Tribulations","image":{"name":"4b2zveuy3voieiun.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":579,"height":373},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":258}}}},{"text":["

With endless days of school or work, life can get monotonous. In order to make it through, we often find ourselves looking for the next hobby or show to throw ourselves into. \nThis was a habit we never wanted to get called out for. We hadn’t ever looked at our coping mechanisms in such a negative light, but we guess that’s what the police are for. Take us away, officer—if this is a crime, we’re definitely guilty. "],"title":"Caught Red Handed","image":{"name":"955rscctn835ydvb.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":627},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":349}}}},{"text":["

In theory, adding tags seems like the least harmful way to keep tabs on wildlife and learn the details of their lifestyle. How were scientists supposed to know that they would completely alter the mating process of these birds?\nWe have to admit, getting abducted and coming back with a brand new expensive belt doesn’t sound like the worst deal ever—especially if our chance of mating increases. "],"title":"Gucci Belt","image":{"name":"vwg1gvkr8imy5xvn.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":579},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":322}}}},{"text":["

Hurricanes will rip through towns and cities, completely destroying everything in their path, and then go down in history with a beautiful female name. How are we supposed to believe that a hurricane named Camille did all this damage?\nA storm with the name of a monster or a huge machine would be a lot more effective when it came to getting folks out of their homes as quickly as possible. Someone get on this idea. "],"title":"Soft Storm Era","image":{"name":"7d5afg6xfgvp8nht.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":458},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":254}}}},{"text":["

New York City has many sides to it. It can feel like a big, bright city, full of opportunity and culture, or it can feel like a dark, gross, lonely place. \nIf you feel the latter, all you need is a mindset change. The next time you’re feeling lonely, just remember all of the rats that run around the streets of NYC, and know that somewhere out there, is your very own special rat friend. "],"title":"Individually Assigned","image":{"name":"rbsc624tc0tu77wz.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":544},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":302}}}},{"text":["

As times change, so does our language. Every year we add new words to the dictionary, and we have to catch up on the slang that cycles through the internet every single day. \nIf the general public were to vote on what we would rename dinosaurs today, we’d have a very different list of scientific names to describe the extinct creatures. Still, we have to admit that a Heckin Chonkosaurus sounds a lot better than a Brachiosaurus. "],"title":"Modern-Day Palaeontologists","image":{"name":"6fki3vzi6krqqh9m.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":675},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":375}}}},{"text":["

There’s nothing better than hitting the empty road, driving with the windows down, and blasting your favorite tunes. Just be sure you don’t accidentally bring a fly into your car when you eventually close the windows. \nInstead of getting annoyed by the little buggers, you have to feel a bit bad for them. They got themselves locked in the car, and now they’re taking a long trip to a completely new city. "],"title":"Hitching a Ride","image":{"name":"hdz1g50y5z8n1dkx.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":405},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":225}}}},{"text":["

Karaoke was created so those who can’t sing for their lives can still get up and give the best possible performance to a group of people who also can’t sing. It’s the only way to make ourselves feel better for not being able to carry a tune. \nIf you can sing, please record yourself so we can enjoy it in our free time. There’s no need to show us up on the karaoke stage as well. "],"title":"Fighting for Your Life","image":{"name":"uhdrr9tff8sl45ty.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":588},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":326}}}},{"text":["

The older we get, the more disappointed we are by life. People are constantly making terrible decisions and then writing books about it, and frankly, we’re sick of it. \nWe’d much rather get caught up in the universe where worms get around in their little apple cars and kids travel to far-off places every time they enter their tree house. We just want to be kids again. "],"title":"Our Inner Children","image":{"name":"nllgfshkia1ivysv.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":665,"height":451},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":271}}}},{"text":["

When you think about it, mosquitos don’t take that much of our blood every time they bite us. In fact, if it wasn’t for the itchy bump they left behind, we wouldn’t mind them at all. \nHowever, mosquitos are not known for being grateful creatures. Instead, they insist on taking a slurp of our blood and making us itchy as well. Not to mention, they carry around quite a lot of diseases as well. Why can’t they just take their portion in peace? "],"title":"Under My Skin","image":{"name":"lk3n1re909dc1vi7.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":651,"height":536},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":329}}}},{"text":["

Corgis are some of the cutest dogs. You can always tell when a dog is a crossbreed of a corgi and something else because they have short stubby legs and long bodies. \nWe’ve never heard them described as potatoes, but now that we are picturing them, we have to say they do share an awfully close resemblance to the popular starchy food. Maybe it's not a coincidence after all that humans are both obsessed with potatoes and corgis. "],"title":"Barkin’ in the Wind","image":{"name":"b01bj18ux1sx1dzg.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":659,"height":338},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":205}}}},{"text":["

Waiting in line for the bathroom is annoying. You never know if you’re going to be in line for a second or for a few minutes. \nBy splitting rooms up by liquids and solids, you can at least adjust your expectations, and avoid all of the embarrassment that comes with going number two in public. Let’s just make sure there is an adequate amount of air freshener in that second bathroom. "],"title":"No Pee-king","image":{"name":"jnimfg8wjnob0nbq.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":407},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":226}}}},{"text":["

We know there’s some trick to figuring out just how much pasta is in one serving, but we still can never manage to get it right. Instead, we always make much more than is necessary. \nListen, we know it's sensible to separate what we’ve made into a container for tomorrow and eat the rest now, but somehow, it never feels like enough for either meal. In those moments, the future really doesn't seem to exist. It's just us and our excessive amount of pasta. "],"title":"So Many Pasta-bilities","image":{"name":"qoy449ciw1pfdetj.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":518},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":288}}}},{"text":["

For years, scientists and doctors have been warning people about the long-term effects we are sure to find in our bodies after living in the modern world. But they never warned us about this possible effect. \nWatch out ladies—these days, microplastics are more dangerous than ever and they’re convincing you that you can overlook some flaws in a man and change other flaws. Be careful out there, or you might give in. "],"title":"Long-Term Effects","image":{"name":"u8f97l34bxha8cly.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":661,"height":404},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":244}}}},{"text":["

Library book drop-offs are the perfect invention to return books without having to go all the way into the library. However, one sneaky squirrel found out how to use this passage to his advantage. \nWe can’t imagine what it must be like to be Keith, who thought he heard a book fall, only to find out it was a squirrel with a vengeance and a taste for whatever was in his lunchbox that day. "],"title":"Feeling Squirrely","image":{"name":"lkzw97eil0y278n4.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":658,"height":513},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":312}}}},{"text":["

If you think about anything in this life for long enough, you might be overwhelmed by the sheer surreality of it. A book is such a simple object—until you break it down into each of its parts. \nWhen described like this, there’s no wonder why people get so lost in their books. Whatever this girl is indulging in to see the world in such an imaginative way, we want some."],"title":"Vivid Experience","image":{"name":"j5xhlzraj2ixyoq1.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":296},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":164}}}},{"text":["

If you’re from the United States, chances are at least half of you have parents who are not together anymore. After all, the divorce rates in the States are over 50%. \nBut what’s worse is the divorce rates between left socks and right ones. If you really wanted to do an interesting study, find out exactly where all those socks are disappearing to."],"title":"Making the Split","image":{"name":"y3edhtxliyiij5vc.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":304},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":169}}}},{"text":["

If you want to feel extra small today, just picture yourself as a tiny little creature being kept in a container. All those stars you look out and see above you—yeah, those are actually little holes in the top so that we don’t suffocate in here. \nThis just gave us a newfound sense of insignificance. If stars are tiny holes in the container, we wonder what this guy would make of the hole in our ozone layer."],"title":"Let Us Breathe","image":{"name":"b0sjz8uxqkauryzg.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":573,"height":307},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":214}}}},{"text":["

Before, ordering something meant waiting a decent amount of time before it was delivered to your doorstep. Now, if a package is delivered just a few minutes later than it said it would, people throw an absolute fit. \nIn addition, the barrier of a computer screen makes it so much easier to avoid thinking about the human labor that goes into every last-minute online order. What an American experience. "],"title":"I Need it Now","image":{"name":"3wt1ogv2kigncdcj.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":579},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":322}}}},{"text":["

If you’re going to get a new boyfriend, make sure his name isn’t too similar to your last boyfriend’s—at least for the sake of all of your friends. \nAfter all, who’s ever heard names like these, except in Pokémon? Maybe she got mad at her friend for mixing them up, but there’s no way she hasn’t almost called her current boyfriend by the wrong name too. "],"title":"Gotta Date Them All","image":{"name":"ke3xfdcp9w310owb.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":370},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":205}}}},{"text":["

Sometimes, we get nervous when our laptops overheat and start to sound like they’re working in overdrive, but there’s no comparison to the way computers used to sound when they were first invented. \nObviously, we’ll never be sure just what a pterodactyl would sound like, especially eating corn on the cob—but if we were to speculate, the noises floppy discs made would pretty much describe it in our minds."],"title":"Feeling Corny","image":{"name":"b7ppmr8ge7dtynl9.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":365},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":202}}}},{"text":["

People often complain about all the time boys spend on the couch playing video games, but this girl is here to advocate for them as good boyfriends. She’s proving that not all heroes wear capes.\nThese boys are the most trustworthy, most easygoing, and the most pleased by the simplest of things. Now, that's the kind of guy you want in your life. "],"title":"Couch Potatoes","image":{"name":"r6rwndye3f6i7yi1.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":588},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":326}}}},{"text":["

Celebrities are just like us. Sometimes, all they want are some spring rolls. However, when they don’t deliver the taste they wanted, you better believe they’ll send them back. \nDon’t worry though—if your customer is Ludacris, he might send them back, but at least he’ll be understanding about it. After all, he knows better than anyone just how little you can rely on your spring rolls. "],"title":"Go With the Roll","image":{"name":"fir5dfsbwaoop3hg.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":630,"height":565},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":359}}}},{"text":["

Cowboys seemed to be a staple in the childhood of every American kid. We watched movies about them and played as them. The Wild West had a large part in our development. \nIf you ever need to describe what a cowboy is to someone who isn’t as familiar, this person has pretty much nailed it. We’re not sure we’d ever be able to come up with such a succinct, perfect description."],"title":"Wild West","image":{"name":"hq7qgzjt1fegsdrp.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":521,"height":460},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":353}}}},{"text":["

If you’ve ever dropped something on your shirt, or perhaps fell out of a tree, and thought to yourself, \"I hope no one saw that,\" we have some bad news for you. You’re definitely being talked about around someone’s dinner table. \nWhile you might never want to remember those deeply embarrassing moments that plague you, at least you can find comfort in the fact that they entertained a whole family. Isn’t that beautiful? "],"title":"Dinner Table Chats","image":{"name":"ydpto58cbie6lnzr.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":922},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":512}}}},{"text":["

People are all about their plant-based lifestyle these days. If restaurants don’t have vegan options, they might find themselves with a lot of angry customers.\nIf you want to take your plant diet to the next level, you could always go out into the forests and gather your meal for yourself. We love that this person’s taking an age-old practice and making it relatable to the modern day. "],"title":"Make it Vegan","image":{"name":"60f7vxl9p0q1pnye.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":462,"height":604},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":523}}}},{"text":["

It’s important to know the people you can hold close to you and trust with your deepest secrets, and those that you can’t. Maintain that circle of trust—it’s necessary in this life. \nHowever, if we can’t trust you, we’ll be holding you at arm’s length with the rest of the folks who we’ve unfortunately had to banish to the triangle or rhombus. "],"title":"Relationship Geometry","image":{"name":"2og5373l0qaju842.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":578,"height":245},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":170}}}}]}; window.__cf = (window.__cf || {}); window.__cf.nextArticleData = {"meta":{"id":"cms-8928","title":"40+ Funny Texts That Made Us Laugh Harder Than They Should","code":"lauha","category":"Gallery","subCategory":"Funny,Text","lang":"en","version":"shz","fullCode":"lauhaenshz","lastTimePublished":"2024-05-22_22-00","createdAt":"2023-08-07T13:28:44.200Z","date":"2024-05-22","author":"Lani A","nextArticle":{"id":"cms-5193"},"originalSite":"mydailymagazine.com","image":{"credit":"Image via Imgur "}},"blocks":[{"text":["

We’ve all sent a text or two that made us chuckle before we hit send, but it’s not often that the person on the other end finds them as funny as we do. Some people bring their A-game when it comes to hilarious messages—and sometimes it’s not even on purpose.\nFrom dad humor and silly photos to savage burns and dirty jokes, these are some of the funniest texts ever sent. Prepare to have a good laugh!"],"image":{"name":"eg7akhjzoc6yz6xy.jpg","credit":"Images via Imgur; Screenshot from \"SpongeBob SquarePants\"","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":408},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":226}}}},{"text":["

Getting your feelings across over text can be hard. There’s no guarantee that the recipient of your message will understand the tone in which you meant to send it, and that can cause even more problems.\nThis text thread has some of the most chaotic energy we’ve ever seen. That’s certainly one way to avoid having an awkward conversation, right? They can just talk about it after a game of iMessage chess."],"title":"Check Mate","image":{"name":"a5k3g59kwioe3328.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":595,"height":869},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":584}}}},{"text":["

It’s always nice to receive a text from a loved one out of the blue. Sometimes, all it takes is a person checking in and saying hi to turn a bad day around. Or, in this case, sending a photo of this abnormally large frog is sure to distract you from whatever you were doing before. \nThere’s something seriously menacing and mischievous about this giant toad—perhaps it’s better not to have any context about why they sent it. "],"title":"Toadally Huge","image":{"name":"pfpyygrtgcka6zh7.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":684,"height":536},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":313}}}},{"text":["

You never know what you might find whilst walking down the street. Whether it’s a piece of furniture someone’s trying to get rid of, old clothes in need of a second home, or in this person’s case, a stray coconut, there can be some real gems out there—if you’re willing to risk the consequences.\nWe’re glad these two could work out their differences over text. It’s good to see healthy communication like this, even when it’s over something as silly as a street coconut."],"title":"Stray Coconut","image":{"name":"8vwllrbfwcsi2ksa.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":563},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":375}}}},{"text":["

A picture says a thousand words. Thanks to the magic of technology, there’s now a GIF or reaction photo fit for any and every occasion, so there’s really no need to say any words at all.\nSometimes, a photo can even say it better than you could ever put into words. This dad thought he was funny by responding to his kid’s good news with a dad joke in meme format. To be fair, it did make us chuckle. Dad jokes for the win!"],"title":"Good Moo’s","image":{"name":"lgi7b8b99lyhlvwp.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":650,"height":600},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":369}}}},{"text":["

It’s always awkward when you find an unsaved number in your contacts and have no recollection of saving it, or who it could be. It’s pretty likely that it’s either an online date that went to the texting graveyard or someone unremarkable you met one time.\nThe next time that happens, this is the best way to scare someone off that you don’t want to talk to. Beware Abaddon the Destroyer."],"title":"The Destroyer","image":{"name":"8sa6eilxarjfa4s4.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":425},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":283}}}},{"text":["

Security on the internet is no joke. In order to prevent your various accounts from getting hacked these days, you need to have the most elaborate passwords complete with uppercase, lowercase, and special characters.\nThis is a classic example of dad humor at its best. If he wanted his password to be really secure, though, he’d need a number, too. How about Chicken Kiev Pi?"],"title":"Special Character","image":{"name":"j0c46zj7prqfdnkn.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":720,"height":568},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":316}}}},{"text":["

If you have a brother, boyfriend, or husband, you’ll be all too familiar with the constant silly dares and requests that they constantly come up with. While we don’t know for certain that this was from a guy, this is the kind of text only a prankster husband would concoct. \nEven though it looks a little strange, this carrot probably tastes just fine—so the bet would be worth it. But a freaky carrot covered in Tabasco? That’s got to be worth more than a dollar."],"title":"Don’t Carrot All","image":{"name":"lrowrjx270bkanet.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":640},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":427}}}},{"text":["

When it comes to building websites, it’s not one size fits all. There are tons of different technological factors that go into making one before you can decide how much to charge. \nWhile the dad was clearly looking to get his kid a sweet new little job, it doesn’t quite work like that. We’re struggling to tell if this is a dad joke or a technologically challenged comment. "],"title":"Web Designer","image":{"name":"l98nlmxtgomtt4ej.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":687,"height":609},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":355}}}},{"text":["

Boys are known for being crude and potty-mouthed. Upon hearing that their girl is about to bear all and hop in the shower, most guys would probably request a picture that’s less safe for work—but not this guy. \nHe had a much more innocent request and just wanted to see his girlfriend being goofy. If you ask us, it’s much more wholesome than the alternative. Is that why they’ve started making phones waterproof nowadays?"],"title":"Boys Will Be Boys","image":{"name":"bsq4oua82smygqm8.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":368},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":245}}}},{"text":["

You never quite know what you’re gonna get when you have an older family member in your group chat. It often takes a wealth of patience to teach the older generation how to tackle technological feats like sharing photos or texting.\nWhile this is certainly not the time to be bragging about your cooking skills, we have to admit, that does look like an excellent plate of brisket. But back to the point—it’s not the time, Grandpa!"],"title":"Doggone It!","image":{"name":"qvsww6bjfohr2rte.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":707},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":471}}}},{"text":["

Moving in with a partner is always an exciting step. It’s the chance to spend more time together and see how you can combine your personal tastes to create the perfect home as a pair.\nIt’s times like these when we see just how different men's and women’s minds work. Even when this girlfriend explained what she was asking, her man still only had one thing on his mind. Classic. "],"title":"Natural Light","image":{"name":"aetdbn1nwoq2s6bg.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":722},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":481}}}},{"text":["

Eggs can be a super healthy breakfast choice and a great source of protein, especially for people who are trying to watch what they’re eating.\nUnfortunately, dieticians will most likely tell you that despite the similarity in shape, chocolate eggs don’t actually count in the same category. Hey, it might not have been the best breakfast choice, but you can always try again tomorrow. "],"title":"Diet Starts Tomorrow","image":{"name":"9m34cor7ksgvx8lc.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":598},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":399}}}},{"text":["

It’s always refreshing when you know that you can ask your significant other any questions, no holds barred. We’re glad to see that this girl has a safety setting that prevents her from receiving texts while driving, but burritos are no joke—especially in this relationship.\nHer boyfriend clearly knew he’d get into trouble if he didn’t get his girlfriend’s food order the way she liked it. This is practically the only instance we can think of that would require her to immediately pull over."],"title":"This Couldn’t Wait","image":{"name":"fzvyh5kw0h77atmm.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":635},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":423}}}},{"text":["

Getting a text that was clearly meant for someone else is always a little bit anxiety-inducing. Somehow, it can make you feel like you’ve done something wrong, even when it was never meant for you in the first place.\nSending an ominous bunch of grapes is certainly one way to get someone’s attention. Now we seriously need the context about this warning, but something tells us we’re just going to have to keep on wondering."],"title":"Grapes of Wrath","image":{"name":"t3yr5ai1ibai391r.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":578},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":385}}}},{"text":["

Most people are scared of insects, but there comes a moment when we all have to learn how to suck it up and deal with them. Not while we’re still living under our parents’ roof, though.\nAs long as you have your dad to protect you, you don’t have to worry about killing moths and other bugs—unless the guy who sent this text happens to be your dad."],"title":"You Moth Be Kidding","image":{"name":"bg8sxle5505y5dhs.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":599,"height":713},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":476}}}},{"text":["

There are some kinds of people who love nothing more than getting deep into the really important questions in life. They could talk for hours about their hopes, dreams, fears, and everything in between. \nWe’re here to tell you that your fears, however big or small, are valid. But that being said, surely this disappointed-looking fish cannot be this person’s biggest worry out of all the possible things in the world?"],"title":"Finding Nemo","image":{"name":"5uqnec70rem9q654.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":673},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":449}}}},{"text":["

A harmless April Fools' joke that lands well can be hilarious. Plastic wrap over a door, TP'ing someone's house—those things, we have to admit, are kinda funny every time. But when it comes from someone you wouldn't expect a prank from, an April Fools' prank can be a real day-ruiner. \nOne person we wouldn't expect to have such a sense of humor is a landlord. This would have been funny if it wasn't so devastating. "],"title":"Rent is Due","image":{"name":"tzvgpu8ht0373ikr.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":668,"height":680},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":407}}}},{"text":["

They say that less is more. You don’t always need to overdo it with context and details in most conversations because there is definitely such a thing as overkill. \nThis exchange, on the other hand, is one situation in which a little more information would definitely be appreciated. If this was our mom, we’d be on the phone right away to get to the bottom of these strange messages. "],"title":"The Plot Chickens","image":{"name":"4pzksx3xys4y72k1.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":599,"height":787},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":526}}}},{"text":["

To some people, a little surprise every now and again is exciting but for others, it’s their absolute worst nightmare. Just making them guess something unknown is enough to incite anxiety within them.\nIt’s safe to say that even the people who’d consider themselves surprise lovers would be deeply disturbed by this kind of surprise. This is the one way you should never deliver bad news."],"title":"Guess What?","image":{"name":"1zkhwo3qli7ljd35.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":639},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":426}}}},{"text":["

When you’re driving in the car and you see a bunch of cows, you probably can’t help but say “cows” out loud, right? There’s no real explanation why we do it—it’s just a quintessential part of the human experience. \nThis person had the same reaction after seeing a group of toddlers being herded through the streets and it was so visceral they forgot what they were meant to be replying to for a second. It’s okay, we’ve all been there."],"title":"Off the Chain","image":{"name":"6h8ngt5prk1qkflz.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":619},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":413}}}},{"text":["

In this day and age, not a lot of people would actually say that they have hobbies that they’re doing regularly. Life is so exhausting and tiring that the moment we have time to ourselves, we’re probably spending it scrolling through social media or napping. \nThis person isn't focusing on their big life goals, only the present moment. To them, Parks and Recreation is so much more than just a TV show—it’s a way of life. "],"title":"That's All You Need to Know","image":{"name":"shrqej6a68lh616o.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":550},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":367}}}},{"text":["

Anytime you need to come up with a fake name, for whatever it is you’re creating a new persona for, the first thing you usually go to for inspiration is the street you grew up on or the last thing you ate. \nPoor Mark over here clearly got the wrong end of the stick—and we can see why he got confused. It’s easy to confuse your rapper name with your address."],"title":"Street Name","image":{"name":"b71ykeckgeij26be.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":608,"height":624},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":411}}}},{"text":["

Landlords are a difficult bunch. Much like your family, you usually can’t choose your landlords so you just have to hope you land a good one who understands your requests and has reasonable demands. \nHow could anyone possibly say no to that face? This cat looks like a real gentleman. Anyone would be mad not to allow this little guy to stay in their property. He definitely wouldn’t throw parties or wreck the furniture."],"title":"Are You Kitten?","image":{"name":"1a6c28w62tegdyee.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":710},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":473}}}},{"text":["

Back in the day, most phones had actual buttons to type and click with. When touchscreens came along, they changed everything and it’s never been easier to connect with people.\nThis person’s genius discovery really got us thinking. Maybe there are a whole host of things that can act as a stylus pen for our phones. What’s next—pizza, a piece of fruit? The possibilities are endless. "],"title":"Life Hack","image":{"name":"gucvfsxa4tin2whm.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":498,"height":455},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":365}}}},{"text":["

If there’s one thing that unites the internet more than anything else, it’s cats. They are so funny and mysterious all at the same time, and we can’t help but love them.\nWe have a lot of follow-up questions for the people over at the Cult of the Sacred Cat and Wheat. If there really is a religion out there that just celebrates a mystical cat who can stand like a human, someone has to let us know because we would love to see it. "],"title":"Just Purrfect","image":{"name":"dtvdt45ysav1fll6.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":534},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":356}}}},{"text":["

The purity of gold is measured in karats, and it goes on a scale up to the purest possible gold, 24-karat. That would make a two-karat gold ring pretty valuable, but this is no ordinary ring.\nIf we can tell one thing for sure, it’s that this person’s mom has an excellent sense of humor. This ring has the type of value that money can’t buy—comedic value. "],"title":"Right the First Time","image":{"name":"e1c02jnbmulex5rm.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":500,"height":488},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":390}}}},{"text":["

Being asked to be someone’s prom date is a huge deal. People go to the most elaborate lengths to ask the big question, whereas this guy went for a more low-stakes yet somewhat gross approach.\nWe would love to see a little more enthusiasm from Allie, to be honest. Come on, girl, they've gone to all the effort of spelling out the word “Prom?” in cookies and that’s your response? "],"title":"Awkward Promposal","image":{"name":"hiotee9fvfcsvtkf.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":768},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":512}}}},{"text":["

The definition of what makes something funny varies so much from person to person. When you find the kind of people in your life who really understand your own sense of humor, that’s when you can truly unleash your best jokes.\nWe have to admit that this is an excellent pun, but we’re also slightly concerned about how this picture of a dog in a completely wrecked car came to be. "],"title":"All Bark, No Bite","image":{"name":"ts4nfm1fhhi3zv23.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":666},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":444}}}},{"text":["

Men have a reputation for withholding their feelings or struggling to understand the way women’s brains work. So it makes a refreshing change whenever we see a guy who’s a little more emotionally aware—like this guy who really understands what losing your shawarma feels like.\nIt’s clear that Cassie’s boyfriend has either been in therapy himself or just really understands how her mind works. Round of applause for this guy! "],"title":"Problem-Solver","image":{"name":"4bbydrwxl11f3ok4.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":601,"height":302},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":201}}}},{"text":["

We know that dads love playing with their toys—be it a grill, barbecue, or gadget. But usually, they’re things that’ll be helpful around the house or for the entire family—not a lightsaber!\nThese notifications are a perfect representation of the differences between moms and dads. It only goes to show that dads never really grow up and they’re just big kids, after all."],"title":"Big Kids","image":{"name":"d35q1itv7q6v9gpt.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":598},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":399}}}},{"text":["

Moms and social media are a hilarious combination. Whether it’s forwarding strange chain mail, or using the wrong emojis in the wrong situation, there’s always laughs.\nWhile it’s probably not the best time to be experimenting with the latest features on your phone, this would certainly bring an awkward smile during a difficult time. Maybe all news should be delivered like this from now on."],"title":"Not the Time","image":{"name":"6w46dym4f2yjj02z.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":516,"height":601},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":466}}}},{"text":["

The hold that the movie Shrek has on the young people of today is a phenomenon that seriously needs to be studied. What was intended to be a lovable ogre character in an animated movie has become so much more—and now it’s even a cult, by the looks of this picture.\nWe can only imagine the chaos of a text like this getting into the wrong hands. It looks like without even trying, they’ve almost recruited another member to the gang."],"title":"Shrek is Life","image":{"name":"k7p11e95o9lo4f66.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":931},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":621}}}},{"text":["

When cooking, it can be so much more fun to get creative and stray from the recipe with your own personal flair to create something that’s more to your taste. But there’s a limit to how much imagination should go into cooking, otherwise, you’ll end up with something like this. \nSome people just have far too much time on their hands—there is simply no way that Gatorade rice is appetizing to even the most adventurous eater."],"title":"Rice, Rice, Baby","image":{"name":"prwt2y46wfyopt4h.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":487,"height":670},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":550}}}},{"text":["

Memes have taken over the internet. For every situation, you can find the most perfect meme and it’s only thanks to the hilariously messed up minds of the people of the internet that we always have fresh, new memes to laugh at. \nThis person, whether they’re Grant, Patrick, or a mystery other person, clearly has a knack for two things—making memes, and being cryptic. If he really is Grant, we’ll never know."],"title":"We’ll Never Know","image":{"name":"v9h3gaq6ejj38s3u.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":730},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":487}}}},{"text":["

For people whose love language is words of affirmation, all it takes is a simple message of reassurance to relieve their anxieties and let them know that they’re not going through tough things alone.\nThis person thought that someone out there had their backm when really it was just their Uber driver all along. Perhaps they can provide some much-needed therapy during the journey."],"title":"Words of Affirmation","image":{"name":"rdr29i7fiummrdsx.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":650,"height":632},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":389}}}},{"text":["

They say that with relationships, the ones who disappear or leave your life in strange circumstances always come crawling back. You might not agree, but it’s probably only because that one person you’re thinking about hasn’t come back to you—yet. \nThis person either has no shame or genuinely has just blocked this embarrassing story out of their mind. Those are the only two possible explanations here."],"title":"Second Chance","image":{"name":"0eb3we59pbc0aebg.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":750},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":500}}}},{"text":["

Everyone knows that texting and driving is a big no-no. Not only that, but it’s illegal. That’s why there’s now a feature that allows you to text with your voice so you can concentrate on something else at the same time. \nIt doesn’t always work, and this is a perfect example. Whatever this mom meant to say, she was too busy having a bout of road rage to say it. "],"title":"Road Rage","image":{"name":"hobr5i47y80lkq2v.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":585,"height":655},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":448}}}},{"text":["

One of the strangest things about texting is that it gives just about anyone who happens to have your number access to talk to you whenever they want. Granted, you don’t always have to reply, but this can still bring unwanted people back into your life.\nInstead of just blocking someone outright, if you’re fed up with what they’re saying, you can always hit them with a devastating meme like this one, and they’ll be sure to delete your number. "],"title":"World’s Tiniest Violin","image":{"name":"eqnym9ceb5bp0w6u.jpg","credit":"Image via Imgur; Screenshot from \"SpongeBob SquarePants\"","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":600},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":400}}}},{"text":["

Kids leaving the nest and going off into their adult lives is one of the hardest things that comes with being a parent. That’s why moms classically all have the same complaint—that their kids never call them enough. \nThis person was clearly talking to the wrong person, which made things awkward. Moms are known for being able to talk for hours about nothing, too—we’ve all been there. At least this person finally gave their poor mom a call!"],"title":"Call Your Mom","image":{"name":"ki1jvtf7iam70xby.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":604,"height":678},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":449}}}},{"text":["

Texting is something that almost every person in today’s world is doing without even thinking about. It’s become such a normal thing in society that the idea of someone not being able to text is almost foreign to us.\nWhoever “pops” is, we love that he is clearly doing his best to be a part of today’s generation by trying to learn how to text. When you get that space bar figured out, you’ll be golden, pops!"],"title":"Give Me Space","image":{"name":"lvh0dug85q9vggzo.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":650,"height":650},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":400}}}},{"text":["

The days of talking on the phone seem to be far behind us. In phone conversations, it would be weird to jump into a conversation without taking the time to say “hi” first. So why is it different over text?\nThis Lord of the Rings fan could have avoided the entire awkward encounter if only they had sent an opening message just to make sure they were talking to the right person. ",""],"title":"Oh, Lord","image":{"name":"nwyr350puxhhih9f.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":498,"height":587},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":471}}}},{"text":["

Sometimes, the way people phrase things has two meanings, and that can get lost in translation—especially when you’re texting. Maddie received an ominous message that appeared to be asking her to fight, and she wasn’t having any of it.\nIt turns out that it was only her grandma, who definitely wouldn’t have known that asking if you’ve “got beef” is essentially asking for trouble. Now you’ve upset Grandma, Maddie!"],"title":"Got Beef?","image":{"name":"631ru3andzwer3sh.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":499,"height":717},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":575}}}},{"text":["

When you’re buying something second-hand from the internet, it’s always a little awkward arranging to come see the product or the logistics of the handover. You are dealing with a stranger, after all. \nThat’s certainly one way to seduce someone into buying the product you’re selling. Look, this approach won’t work on everyone, but it’s definitely worth a shot."],"title":"New Sales Technique","image":{"name":"8axqzlywmd4nsx81.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":602,"height":719},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":478}}}},{"text":["

Receiving an unexpected text has the power to make your day, but that also means it could ruin your day. How would you feel if someone sent you a selfie with a Sonic the Hedgehog head on?\nWe have no idea who is sending this text, who it was for, or truly what would drive someone to do this. But we cannot deny that it really made us laugh. Or should we say it made us Chuckles?"],"title":"Jump Scare","image":{"name":"___7w49l57j4wdj0w57.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":304,"height":246},"mobile":{"width":304,"height":246}}}},{"text":["

Sharing accounts with your parents is one of the most genius life hacks there is. Why pay for things like Netflix or Amazon purchases with your own money when you can sneakily get them with your parents’ card and hope they don’t notice?\nThis person took mooching off their parents’ money to the next level. While it’s not exactly an essential purchase, we'd say it's worth $57."],"title":"That’s Nuts","image":{"name":"kn25e1dylnhvj8q3.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":544,"height":643},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":473}}}},{"text":["

Whenever you text someone out of the blue, there can be certain etiquette and rules to follow so it doesn’t come off rude that you’re popping up with a random question without saying hello first.\nThere is clearly no better way to break the ice than with a picture of an eel—that’ll be sure to get the recipient’s attention. We’re desperately trying to decipher the secret meaning behind this eel picture, but maybe it’s just better not to have any context at all. "],"title":"Eely Important Enquiry","image":{"name":"4ioxbftxi1q2qlxi.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":500,"height":588},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":470}}}},{"text":["

Everybody expresses their love in different ways. For some, actions speak louder than words, while for others, it doesn’t get better than a sincere “I love you”. \nWe’re all for sharing our accomplishments and there is no doubt that a zucchini of this size and stature is absolutely worth celebrating. It makes the whole thing even better that this giant veggie is being held and shown off like a baby in a newborn photoshoot. ",""],"title":" Veggie Tales","image":{"name":"mgxhiv3bl69tki32.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":650,"height":591},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":364}}}},{"text":["

If you’re anything like us, you appreciate the feeling of coming home after a long day and getting out of the constricting clothes you were wearing all day long, opting for something much more comfy like pajamas or a robe.\nFor any bat fanatics out there, this is clearly the perfect outfit to slip into as you’re hopping into bed with your lover. It might not be the most classically attractive look we’ve ever seen, but it sure does look cuddle-able."],"title":"Bat to the Bone","image":{"name":"i5b5ip7svbexmgzu.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":500,"height":471},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":377}}}},{"text":["

We’re constantly being warned that the things we do on the internet last forever. People get caught cheating through texts, and you can really put your foot in it if you’re found to be chatting with people you know you shouldn’t be.\nThis person was simply following the instructions they were given, by coming up with a genius codename for their dealer—we bet no one will suspect a thing."],"title":"Just Following Instructions","image":{"name":"aow54xj1zjpabae9.jpg","dimensions":{"desktop":{"width":600,"height":439},"mobile":{"width":400,"height":293}}}},{"text":["

Chain mail had a serious hold on internet users back in the day. Plenty of adults still fall for it today! It’s not just emails being forwarded, now these wildly inappropriate spam messages have taken over texting, too.\nThis is one chain mail text that no one wants to receive, period—especially not from your mom. Just those emojis alone are enough to warrant blocking your mother from ever being able to text you again. 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